But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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