bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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