So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
