Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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