Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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