K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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