I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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