This is not my ceiling
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Randomize
