may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
