They should really pass out barf bags in church
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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