you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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