So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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