PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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