new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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