when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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