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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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