I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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