You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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