Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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