Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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