I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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