oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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