I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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