if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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