I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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