so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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