I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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