...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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