Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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