We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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