I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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