We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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