so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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