I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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