He is an equal opportunity slut.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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