I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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