Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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