what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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