i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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