Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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