3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
