I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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