I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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