I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Randomize
