So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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