chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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