i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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