we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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