i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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