So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
