all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I can't turn off my feet"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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